Monday, July 14, 2008

Malaysia Part 1

It has been an eventful past few days, me and pork went to malaysia on wednesday and came back on friday, it was one hell of an adventure ..

It started in the morning where we were supposed to take the bus from konsortium to genting, we got on to the bus, and disaster struck .. we reach singapore's immigration, and pork's passport did not got through, why ? because that fucker brought his old passport, the one with his fucking baby photo ! in the end, we were escorted out to the bus stop by this police officer, and we then took the bus to boon lay with our huge bags .. it was morning rush hour, office dudes were rushing for the trains, we had many ideas then, 1) go buy the night bus ticket to genting leaves singapore at 1030pm, 2)buy bus tickets to KL and find our way up to genting then .. in the end, we ended up taking option 2 .. we went down from boon lay to lavender to book tickets to KL .. We got the 1130 bus and will arrive at KL at 5pm .. We took a cab to pork's house, then changed to pants and slippers. A bus ride to Novena, where we had Long John Silver's breakfast, before going back to lavender for our bus to KL .. We got onto the bus, with this ang mo couple sitting in front and 2 other passengers .. the bus left singapore, back to the immigration .. this time no hiccups .. went through checkpoints and we were crusing on the high way .. shit happened again .. our bus broke down on the high way .. yeah .. how shitee can it get ? wait and see .. another bus stopped and our driver told us that the bus will take us on to KL .. went up the bus, it was packed .. there were so many indians sitting behind the bus .. and yes .. thats where me and pork sat .. we had to sit seperately .. so did the ang mo couple .. So many indian chiefs at one place .. can you imagine ? yes .. the smell was horrendous .. and thats not the bomb .. there were at least 20 + house files flying around the damn bus .. super irritating .. i did not sleep for the remaining journey to KL ..

After what seemed like a long long long 2 hours .. we reached the damn bus interchange .. we immediately got off the damn bus and breath fucking fresh air .. we went up to the interchange trying to see if there are buses up to genting .. there wasn't .. so we decided to ask for a cab .. we walked down and this ah neh said he'd bring us up for RM100 .. WTF .. pork said no immeidately .. we were looking at RM50 .. but in the end he pushed it down to RM70 which we rejected too .. we then decided to walk around KL and have dinner first before going up to genting .. we ended up at Nando's, recommeded by shuhong .. our chicken dinner was good ..













"fancy sauces at Nandos"


































"soup and bread"
















"chicken at Nandos"






Then we walked to some plaza and did some shopping .. they had dirt cheap sunglasses which we bought .. as well as shirts .. it was around 7pm then we decided to get up to genting .. we walked back to the bus station, and there were loads of dudes trying to get our business, but unfortunately we were going up to genting not back to Singapore .. This uncle then asked said that there was this private car that would send us up for RM17 per person .. we almost immediately took the offer without considering the possibility that he might be a killer .. the ride up to genting was super fast .. damn shiok .. sped up the hill .. and we reached genting 50 mins later .. we paid the man and went in the lobby to check in ..
A hot shower followed and we washed all the filth off our skins before proceeding down for a nice late dinner .. we watched a movie that night, followed by sleep .. The next day was pretty much the same .. spent most of the time in the casinos .. winning a little here and there, then movie and night again before sleeping .. our bus ticket for the next day return was at 3pm, so we had plently of time from 12noon when we check out till we got onto the bus .. we had lunch first on the last day, before walking around finding some stuff to do before boarding the bus .. we ended up plaing Wii ! haha .. it was super fun ..















"simple meal of hokkien mee"





We got onto the comfortable bus (finally), then the journey home was okay, till the last 100km .. yes ! you guessed it ! the tyres punctured .. luckily we did not have to switch bus and the bus slowly drove its last 100km back to the customs .. we got through the customs without any fuss and we were told that another bus would be taking us back to lavender .. it was a first class bus thankfully .. we reached lavender about 9pm, tried getting a cab but to no avail .. then we walked toward balestier and finally settled for the bus ..

When i got home, took a nice shower and settled down, i just flop on my bed closed my eyes and drifted away deep in my sleep ..


There will be more genting next week as i'll be going up again with the rest of the basketball guys ..


by the way, to end this .. i tried this new cigs .. dunhill fine cuts .. it was smooth and good .. people who go malaysia should only buy this shit ..








Smokes away !