Slice of life - Stereotyping

I'm in shock, yesterday, a friend of mine dropped a bomb on me.

Him: "Bro, I'm getting married."

Me: "oh my god, u serious ?"

Him: "Yeah, I've been planning it for a year now, I've been keeping it under wraps for the entire year now."

Me: "wtf man.. then why tell me now?"

Him: "Coz i want you to be my best man."

honored.

Him: "Also, i need you to recommend me some songs to play for the wedding dinner night."

Awesome ! I have loads of songs in mind.

Him: "One more thing, I want you to be my emcee for that night."

Ummmm .. ok, that can be arranged.

Me: "What about the female emcee ? found anyone yet ?"

Him: "Yeah, got someone in mind."

Me: "Oh ok. Who is she?"

Him: "She's married already, dun even think about it."

Me: ".........................................................................................."

Hot Hot Hot

It is so damn fucking hot. Fuck it.

Subliminal messages and funny stuff

I've been wanting to post this up for sometime now, just random subliminal messages.

First up, do you see it ?




The next one is also pretty easy, but you have to look closely..






On to the funny stuff. Both pictures are for durex condoms.





This one is super funny if you understand it.

Advertising people are awesome !

MRT has fucked up people

To the fucking brainless fat fucker in the MRT today back to Bishan. Come on man, its rush hour, everyone is squeeze their asses in the fucking MRT and there u are, blocking a potential 2 man space with your huge ass while u tap your grubby fingers on your undersized mobile phone. Fuck you asshole, do you have brains the size of peas ? Fucking move in asshole ! And when i said excuse me to take the space behind your fat ass, you just ignored me. I have to fucking shout at you EXCUSE ME before you move 0.0003 inch, expecting me to slide right in the space.

FUCK YOU ! You fucking piece of bullfuck ! Are you fucking retarded ?

I fucking hope mad goats rape you.

random thoughts

People are brought up differently, they are raised with different values, in different cultures. When they grow up, their personality and mindset revolves around these set of values. That in turn form human beings with different characters. It is good, it makes this world more diversed, more unique.

Patience is necessary, understanding is essential in maintaining a relationship. It is important to view things from different perspectives. And its always good to take a step back to reflect on what has been said and done. Ultimately, by nature, human beings aren't awful, they're merely different in certain ways beyond control. Like i said, its good, thats what makes this world interesting.

I had this conversation with pork earlier today, about having a privileged life and a not so privileged one. Basically, people rant about how wretched their lives are and how miserable their future seem. One thing basically lacking in most people is the ability to appreciate what they have and contentment. Its always a dream pushing people to strive harder in life, its a good thing, but often people overlook the basic joys in life while working towards their dream. I'm no saint, i'm guilty of what i just mentioned.

Ultimately, self reflecting time is good, pull yourself back to reality, look at your life so far and always always always remember, never take things for granted. Appreciate what you have and live life and embrace it like the way it was intended to - a blessing.

:)

Automobile wars

I read this somewhere, this is super funny, Car wars going on between Audi and BMW.




Audi comes up with a billboard, taunting BMW.

and BMW retorts with this-




Checkmate. Awesome !


Then it doesn't stop, Audi prints this ad.




BMW returns fire.

Seeing the war going on between Audi and BMW, Subaru thinks, why not ?

Seeing all this, Bently couldn't take it no more.

Respect.

Update- This is from NicoleKiss blog !

The ugly truth

The ugly truth was awesome ! loads of funny stuff that made me laugh like mad. awesome stuff.

Back to school

This is the last push, if everything goes smoothly this semester, I'll graduate and be done with exams and assignments !

Saw some familiar faces in TM class. Just had law lesson today, she was there ! oh god ! she's super cute ! Eye-candy ! I think i'll be looking forward to wednesday lessons.

Spending like mad these few days, $30 a trip out, sometimes even cabbing around. Must save, must save.

Looking forward to going Bangkok in a months time. Lots of planning to do. Anyway, my lappy's blogger is still fucked, i think its some kinda virus. So just a short updated now.