Shuhong ass hurted .. we played ball yesterday @ NYP and he told me he pulled his ass muscle .. seriously .. how the fuck can someone pull his ass muscle while jumping for rebounds ? Apparently, i know one dude that can ..
We had quite a view actually .. we were in the water swimming when this "not exactly pretty" girl walked by .. her tits were huge .. no no no .. enormous .. no no no .. monstrous .. fucking no ! TITANIC sized tits that will knock you out cold .. it was pretty disgusting though ..
Also, we saw this ang mo babe .. suntanning her back after untying her bikini at the back .. this fat singaporean dude .. whipped his camera phone out and "strategically" placed his phone in a position where by a tit shot was clear and good .. The ang mo almost exposed herself as she lifted herself up to talk to her friend .. Shuhong was staring at the fat dude .. and told me to stare along to make him pai seh .. Damn .. disgracing us Singaporeans .. how can we keep staring at ang mo tits and attempt taking photos of them .. its downright shameful ..
We could look @ youporn or something aye ?
We packed up and left evening .. headed to Vivo for dinner .. yes .. KFC again .. They didn't have buddy meals anymore, new promotion some prosperity shite .. a pity jason wasn't with us if not we could have shared the promotion thingee .. we ate our own meals then started to discuss where to go. We ended up at the movie theater to see if theres any movie .. we were queuing up for tickets, luckily i pulled shuhong back at the last minute as we were about to buy . i told him to stand behind first to discuss which movie to watch first .. This guy approached us asking if we were watching any show .. Shuhong told him yes we have the intention to watch a movie .. The guy whipped out 2 movie tickets and asked if we wanted to watch .. Cloverfield @ 9pm .. It was free ! how cool is that ?! Shuhong and i were even discussing why did that dude give away his tickets .. Shuhong said he was probably stood up by his girlfriend .. and he claimed credit that the tickets were given to HIM !! What the fuck ! dude .. he approached us .. US !!! I think he's from some gay activist who seriously thought that we were gays .. Free tickets to improve our relationship ..
We hung around Vivocity till 9pm .. the seats were suprisingly good .. Shuhong told me that the producers were tight-lipped on this movie .. its about a monster terrorising New York City .. i expected it to be good .. but ..
I WAS WRONG !!! it was a What The Fuck movie ..
Seriously .. with a movie poster like that .. you would really capture the interest of many people .. but after watching the movie, it redefines the meaning "never judge a book by its cover"
Luckily i never pay any moolah for it ..
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